An excellent round of chess here to demonstrate how the game should be played to it’s full potential.
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One time my rook was assassinated. I lost the game.
I tried pissing on my monitor when playing a competitive FPS match, but it didn't do me any favors.
omg thanks for learning us !!!!!!!!!!!!
Chess in Ohio💀
Most normal game in Ohio:
Only in ohio
I'm sorry but 1:23 "Kasparov is conglomerating his pawns into a mega chess-a-tron." is the coldest fucking line
i beat magnus carlsen playing this properly, thanks for the tips, cant wait to become world champion
I need to mymorize this movr
Chess in ohio💀
Chess in ohio
If you turn it up to 2x speed it becomes chess in ohio
If Chess was an RPG game:
So… i what did i watch to get this 10 years old video as reccomended….
Chess 2 looking good when is the release date?
The KKK vs black people
So after reviewing the footage I have made some shocking discoveries… Kasparov cheated! Let me explain, at 0:22 we can see that the pawn faints but if you look closely we can see that the rook is in front of the pawns later at 0:25 we see that he plays “vomit bag” to stop the bishop from vomiting on the board meaning he did 2 turns!!! Another example is at 1:37 when he plays “Oscar” making his queen be able to move twice in one turn but not on the turn the “Oscar” move is played, but the he makes his queen leave??? This is an odd play letting him place the queen later in the game anywhere but he doesn’t??? Shameful Kasparov shameful…
Chess in Ohio
won with the piss gambit
I love how this starts out making fun of chess opening names and quickly descends into absurdity
Is better in Ohio
"And Kasparov is p i s s i n g all over the board!"
so this is the ohio chess from 10 years ago
I imagine chat gpt is good at this type of chess
Chess in Ohio 💀
1:27 chessatron, AKA: the Lego mixels chess max
Chess in ohio
As an Ohio citizen I can tell you this is one of the ways we play chess
Now I finally know to rules of Ohio chess. Can't wait to play it
You know his is excellent chess vedio when the chess himself has commented
So this is how Kasparov became the world champion back then.💀
Can’t even play Chess in Ohio
This is wrong.
You build the chessatron, you add 18 more bishops, you reveal the Queen’s imitation, you place a piece on the E file and THEN you’re supposed to swing the club.
I just realized how the players are both wearing clothes to match their piece color. nice
What episode of BBC News clip happened
glad to know I was doing it right
Chess in Ohio
Chess in ohio
Playing chess in Ohio be like
how to play chess in ohio
hehehe 😀 wtf
Cant even play chess normally in Ohio
Chess in ohio:
this took 15 mins to think of
if the rook is inverted the opponent may not move their pawns for 1 turn
and the bishops go only one square for 4 turns (same for the rooks)
if someone makes a unicorn the knight can move 1+ square it adds more each 5 moves
(and no other pieces cant be unicorns)
when a pawn is spies it cannot be attacked nor it can be attacked it blocks any nearby piece from moving UNLESS it moves (this pawn can also promote!)
if any piece is gay they may be removed from the board flip a coin if heads the piece is removed
the reformed church is a powerful piece that can move like 2 bishops for example:
you move once and then you move again (like a bishop) they may leave the church if the opponent captures 1 bishop so the bishop may be held hostage
christmas happens after 10 moves at this time you are availiable to move freely BUT cannot check OR capture (lasts 3 turns)
to make an OMEGACHESSATRON you need to have 8 pawns on hand and also a knight while surviving 5 moves after this you may make an OMEGACHESSATRON an OMEGACHESSATRON is a piece that need to be captured 5 times to get removed,
moves like a bishop, pawn and a knight, after capture your OMEGACHESSATRON is gone
100 monopoly dollars for a hotel. this acts like the piece BUT can block horses
imitation does nothing but get a reward
(extra rules i made)
pawns may promote to a king when 2 knights are unicorns and alive
after promotion the 2 kings cannot go in check or checkmate UNTIL the other king is captured.
pieces that are captured are put in jail. the pieces do nothing but watch in horror
ballistic missles are made from a queen, 2 knights, 2 rooks and 2 bishops. this may be dropped to anywhere on the board it has a 5×5 explosion it may not take the king.
Finally this game got an update
크리스마스의 기적 시발ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
chess in ohio
My school has a chess Tournament and i wanted to get better but screw that this is more entertaining